I just got into a car accident while returning from the post-office. I was dropping off my application to the National Theatre School, when the three-car pileup occured. Unfortunately, I was the third car, and as such the blame will be pinned on me, even though all the drivers admit it was none of our fault.
This leads me to say that I better get accepted to NTS. Yes, getting in will make the car accident worthwile. It will make the insurance rates worthwhile. If anyone from NTS happens to be reading this, please take this into consideration when you are auditioning me. Thank you.
Rabbi Jesse Paikin 